We’re best friends right?
Were like Michael and Dwight
You’re like Jeckyl and Hyde,
You let go I die, like I can feel it comin’ in there air tonight, like
do do do do do do do do do.
Bump heads on these bunk beds
Activities include drunk fits
Had a friendship, but you sunk it,
Moral compass like Columbus.
We only speak when we’re tweaked,
We beef we make up we repeat.
It's only weed that can make us agree,
We chief and we jam out to creed, but
This bromance had no chance,
Stoop low like you stole all my Trojans.
And I won't let it go this ain't Frozen,
Although we’re like bros wen were rolling.
All that I ask is you clean up the suite,
You sure lead all of my lists of pet peeves.
Sneeze into the breeze, kick rocks eat queefs,
You’re faker than her make up on, like Amy Wine’s weave

We used to vibe now were out of phase,
Communication might be a bit delayed.
We might seem tight, but it comes waves,
We laugh despite this friendships decay.


We might wear each other's sox,
might share each other's broads,
Might share each other's dreams,
might hear each other's thoughts,
Shots.
Add scotch on the rocks,
Well be at each other's throats until we toke each other's pot.
Put our heads together, better get up out the way,
Brother from another mother at least for today.
But I can't tell you where we’ll be, maybe ten years down the line,
But if were anything like Joey, Chandler, Ross well be just fine.
But did I miss the dimes?
Best believe I won't forget it
The only thing that's on my mind,
Is “Monica can get it,”
“Monica can get it,” “Monica can get it,”
They're standing in her shadow, give Phoebe and Rachel credit,
Flash right back to the matter at hand, Pete,
If I was my friend then I wouldn't stand me
But y’all put up with my B.S. like we’re family,
And so thank you to those who chose to befriend me.

We used to vibe now were out of phase,
Communication might be a bit delayed.
We might seem tight, but it comes waves,
We laugh despite this friendships decay.